The Kingdom of Womble 286 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.713 billion Womble 286ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong Womble 286ian economy, worth 402 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 37,609 guilders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 242,399 per year while the poor average 2,357, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 286's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 286 is ranked 227,469^th in the world and 1,678^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.